Arcade
Welcome to Neo-Synth City in 2099, where the traffic is deadly, the synthwave is cranked to 11, and the pizzas must be delivered in under 3 minutes or they combust. Upgrade your turbo-charged hover-coupe, power-slide around cyborg police cruisers, and become the legendary Slice Master of sqush! KEY FEATURES: - 100% playable retro arcade action right out of the box! - Pumping procedural synthwave audio with Web Audio API sound FX - High-heat pizza physics and delicious powerups - Zero microtransactions, 100% pure cheese!
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🔥 THE EXTRA CHEESE & GARLIC KNOTS UPDATE IS LIVE! - Added 3 new high-speed highway intersections with tricky police roadblocks - Rebalanced pizza thermal decay rate (you now have 5 extra seconds on spicy orders) - Improved drift traction so your coupe doesn't spin out into cyberspace - Fixed a hilarious bug where pizzas launched into orbit when colliding with lamp posts - Performance optimisations for low-end laptops
Can confirm the space pizza orbit bug is gone xD Great job Dacer!
Garlic knots update is legendary! Just beat my high score by 400 points.
Based on 4 votes
Threw my keyboard across the room when a police cruiser crashed into my garlic knots. 10/10 would deliver radioactive pizza again. The soundtrack is pure gold!
The synthwave track alone is worth the price. Drifting feels responsive and the retro aesthetic fits sqush so well.
Delivered pizza to a cyborg warlord and got tipped 200 credits. Best indie game on this platform so far!
Pizza was delivered 5 seconds late and the cheese was slightly lukewarm. Literally unplayable. (Just kidding, buy this game immediately)
A huge thank you to everyone who supported Dacer for this game! (:
"Buy yourself an extra large slice with garlic dip! Best game on sqush!"
04.09.2026
Loving the synth audio bleeps. Any chance of an endless highway mode?